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Vampires: Thirst For the Truth
Happy October, Lumplings! Goodness me! It’s the fifth of October and I haven’t shared any goodies with you yet. How thoughtless of me. Sometimes unlife just gets in the way. Well, let your beloved Uncle Zombii make it up to […]
Time to get to work!
Hello Lumplings! It’s only three months to Halloween, and your beloved Uncle Zombii can hardly wait! Spooky goodies are already popping up in stores around the country, and it’s the perfect time to get a head start on some of […]
They’re Shifty
Quick Window Figures
Hello Lumplings! Well, you’re beloved Uncle Zombii done screwed up and forgot to take any pictures for this post, but he wants you to enjoy this really useful and not-at-all-half-assed project anyway. Maybe I’ll post pictures of this if I […]
Frightfully Festive Vase
Hello, lumplings! If you’re anything like your beloved Uncle Zombii, you have lots of these plain old glass vases laying around, leftover from condolence bouquets you’ve…”obtained” over the years. Well why leave them sitting around gathering dust, when you could […]
Uncle Zombii’s Mulled Cider
Hello, lumplings! Today I’m sharing my first ever recipe with you, and I decided to make it a special one. This is my personal, very favorite recipe for Mulled Cider. I’ll have you know that this recipe was developed after […]
Creepy Candles (On the Cheap)
Hello again, Lumplings! As you know, your beloved Uncle Zombii loves each and every one of you, no matter how destitute you may be. That’s why I’m sharing this juicy little craft tip for those of you whose decorating budget […]